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Author Topic: RULES for Dating MY Niece...  (Read 218 times)
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« on: August 21, 2009, 10:37:27 PM »

She just turned 9.

BUT her Uncle Don (Uncle Cracker) WILL be even cockier than THIS LIST when the time comes in a coupla years... (Her father is a worthless bag of ...)

http://www.balettie.com/private/Humor/RulesForDatingMyDaughter.html
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 06:58:06 AM »

Let them be Little

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 07:06:46 AM »

Butterfly Kisses

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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2010, 06:09:11 AM »

I just found the Bride and groom from my Sisters expensive wedding cake...

The Bride is prominently displayed right here in the living room!

The worthless groom is hanging by a string noose around his neck in the picture window.



I Knew the Bride when She usedto Rock and Roll.

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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2010, 06:26:57 AM »

Little by little im trying to teach Cam to be "strong"...

For Cam

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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2010, 10:35:21 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 05:51:49 AM »

I gotta shine my boots on her worthless fathers ass.

I can handle this stiff easily solo.

But heres a song anyway.

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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2010, 08:25:32 AM »

The "stealer" has to deal with ME FIRST!!!

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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2010, 11:50:37 AM »

I would help her.

Who says revenge does not taste sweet?

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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 12:19:12 PM »

He's more like 'Joe blow from Idaho'...

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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2010, 11:57:43 AM »

Change the words around a little bit.

Thats me and Cam.

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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2010, 12:35:41 PM »

Here is a PERFECT song for her worthless father


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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2010, 09:30:12 PM »

I have a shovel in the garage and a big back yard just for him.


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« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2010, 01:39:35 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2010, 01:47:41 PM »

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